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PostSubject: The Differences Between Miss Right And Miss Wrong   Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:31 am

● Miss Right will give a man courage; Miss Wrong will give a man drama.

● Miss Right goes to and believes in church; Miss Wrong can't find the church.

● Miss Right shuns the club; Miss Wrong worships the club.

● Miss Right understands submission; Miss Wrong understands independence.

● Miss Rights values her reputation; Miss Wrong values her education.

● Miss Right believes in marriage, home, children; Miss Wrong accepts children, home; then--maybe--marriage.

● Miss Right is a joy to be around; Miss Wrong is a joy when she leaves town.

● Miss Right learns from her mistakes; Miss Wrong has made no mistakes.

● Miss Right views adultery as wrong; Miss Wrong says its 'job training'.

● Miss Right seldom raises her voice; Miss Wrong seldom lowers her voice.

● Miss Right knows how to dress; Miss Wrong knows how to start mess.

● Miss Right is loyal to a man; Miss Wrong is loyal to her friends.

● Miss Right is a friend to the upright; Miss Wrong is a friend to her bank account.

● Miss Right is optimistic; Miss Wrong is materialistic.

● Miss Right says YES to marriage; Miss Wrong says YES to a long weekend.

● Miss Right will accept correction; Miss Wrong will accept plastic.

● Miss Right's life is one of class; Miss Wrong's life is--tragic.

● Miss Right is encouraging; Miss Wrong is enraging.

● Miss Right does not whine if life gets rough; Miss Wrong goes on a talk show.

● Miss Right practices abstinence; Miss Wrong practices 'selective amnesia'.

● Miss Right uplifts womanhood; Miss Wrong uplifts 'the no good'.

● Miss Right avoids bad men; Miss Wrong invites them in.

● Miss Right is a homebuilder; Miss Wrong is a home wrecker.

● Miss Right knows how to cook; Miss Wrong knows how to microwave.

● Miss Right lets a man woo her; Miss Wrong chases men at the slightest chance.

● Miss Right is worthy of respect; Miss Wrong smiles at train wrecks.

● Miss Right won't be chased by a married man; Miss Wrong eagerly grabs them by the hand.

Brothers--Miss Right is real, and not a figment of your imagination; Miss Wrong is also real, and the byproduct of feminist indoctrination.

Now, Miss Wrong may cuss, drink and fight; Miss Wrong can 'light up' a TV screen every night; she may be in a penthouse, or a shack of tin;

But the woman at the altar, the one who does win, is named Miss Right--wife, mother, and a husband's best friend.
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PostSubject: Re: The Differences Between Miss Right And Miss Wrong   Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:35 am

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