● Miss Right will give a man courage; Miss Wrong will give a man drama.
● Miss Right goes to and believes in church; Miss Wrong can't find the church.
● Miss Right shuns the club; Miss Wrong worships the club.
● Miss Right understands submission; Miss Wrong understands independence.
● Miss Rights values her reputation; Miss Wrong values her education.
● Miss Right believes in marriage, home, children; Miss Wrong accepts children, home; then--maybe--marriage.
● Miss Right is a joy to be around; Miss Wrong is a joy when she leaves town.
● Miss Right learns from her mistakes; Miss Wrong has made no mistakes.
● Miss Right views adultery as wrong; Miss Wrong says its 'job training'.
● Miss Right seldom raises her voice; Miss Wrong seldom lowers her voice.
● Miss Right knows how to dress; Miss Wrong knows how to start mess.
● Miss Right is loyal to a man; Miss Wrong is loyal to her friends.
● Miss Right is a friend to the upright; Miss Wrong is a friend to her bank account.
● Miss Right is optimistic; Miss Wrong is materialistic.
● Miss Right says YES to marriage; Miss Wrong says YES to a long weekend.
● Miss Right will accept correction; Miss Wrong will accept plastic.
● Miss Right's life is one of class; Miss Wrong's life is--tragic.
● Miss Right is encouraging; Miss Wrong is enraging.
● Miss Right does not whine if life gets rough; Miss Wrong goes on a talk show.
● Miss Right practices abstinence; Miss Wrong practices 'selective amnesia'.
● Miss Right uplifts womanhood; Miss Wrong uplifts 'the no good'.
● Miss Right avoids bad men; Miss Wrong invites them in.
● Miss Right is a homebuilder; Miss Wrong is a home wrecker.
● Miss Right knows how to cook; Miss Wrong knows how to microwave.
● Miss Right lets a man woo her; Miss Wrong chases men at the slightest chance.
● Miss Right is worthy of respect; Miss Wrong smiles at train wrecks.
● Miss Right won't be chased by a married man; Miss Wrong eagerly grabs them by the hand.
Brothers--Miss Right is real, and not a figment of your imagination; Miss Wrong is also real, and the byproduct of feminist indoctrination.
Now, Miss Wrong may cuss, drink and fight; Miss Wrong can 'light up' a TV screen every night; she may be in a penthouse, or a shack of tin;
But the woman at the altar, the one who does win, is named Miss Right--wife, mother, and a husband's best friend.